Mag Men

Paul Bunyan's red-headed stepstud graces the cover of the November 20 issue of NYC gay guide Next, baring his thick log and all. Woof!
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Dwight Delighted Dawson Divorcing

Look at JAMES VAN DER BEEK—all pumped guns and big forehead (which I've always loved for some reason)—putting on his jacket because he's leaving his wife for me. He's ditched the bitch and made the switch! Okay, not really, but he and his wife are divorcing. Hey Dawson, if I pretend to be Joey and crawl through your window and you don't call the police, I might just let you crawl through my back door. Oh, self, behave!

TGIFunny!

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Daddy Of The Day

I might sell my first-born child (ha!) for a daddy like this. Well, for this daddy, specifically, especially the uncropped (nsfw) version.

Morning Glory

Oh, the objectification that could have been. A still-missed JOHN F. KENNEDY JR and his equally mourned bulge. He is my answer to the age old question—boxers or briefs?

Frisky Friggin' Friday

A sexy, shirtless DEREK JETER frolicking on St. Barts.

Parisian Papi

Wow! This is David Dust reader DAVID, from Paris. He sent in his photo to the Dustmeister simply because he thought he would like it. Hint! Hint! I like hot pictures, too, Dwight Supremacists. Feel free to copy David and send in any of yourselves.

Hairy Monster

Okay, I'm totally digging this kinda off-kilter guy, with those crazy eyes and all. He looks like a hot Animal in human form and like he'd be an animal in the sack. Grrr. And am I weird for being driven that much wilder because if the hairy knuckles? Not that I would care if it does, of course!
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'Loaded' Questions

From this review: "Can sensational sexual chemistry translate into deeper emotional intimacy? Can gay men from two different generations find common ground? Does a meeting of bodily fluids guarantee enmeshment of the minds? [T]hese are just a few of the questions raised by the powerful and provocative new [daddy-boy] drama, 'Loaded,' written by Elliot Ramon Potts, and starring [sexy] KEVIN SPIRTAS and SCOTT KERNS."

Morning Glory

Those nips on that hairy chest! Those furry pits! That sexy red beard framing those lips! Everything about this pic is just begging for some tongue action. Drool.
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Sexy Strummer

Swoon. CHRIS DAUGHTRY is one of the Sexiest Men Alive according to People and, more importantly, me!

Brew Master

This brewery bear definitely induces thirst, as well as a craving for a good, old fashioned case of beard burn from a hot, rough and tumble make out session! Woof.

Boys! Boys! Boys!

These firm, young boys may be too hot for Monday, but it is Wednesday and the six-pack factory's eye candy division is up and running and ready for business.

Mag Men (Of The Year)

GQ brings us the annual "Men of the Year" issue in December with multiple covers, featuring (among others) "The Hangover" bros. (ED HELMS, beartastic ZACH GALIFIANAKIS, and swoon-inducing BRADLEY COOPER), above, as well as hotties CHRIS PINE and TOM BRADY.

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Morning Glory

Adorable boner inducer.
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Silver Fox Fever

Humpy 44-year-old Angelino, ED RYAN.

Brazilian-y. 'Big Brother'-y. Better-y.

From Made in Brazil: "The second season of the hit reality show A Fazenda, a Brazilian franchise of The Farm, kicked off this past Sunday, and [sex-god!] model CACO RICCI (above) … hit(s) the outdoor shower in the video below."

Thuggish Ruggish Bone

I don't really follow what bearish British daddy ANDREW SULLIVAN has to say about politics, etc., but I've always found him really hot. And when I saw this image, appearing with this story about him calling out evil empress Sarah Palin about something, the tingling in my tummy  was turned up several notches. The Photoshopped bling, the phrase "Thug Life" floating next to him, and the sexy-sour snare add up to me automatically—and uncontrollably—getting on my knees. Woof!

Morning Glory

SHAWN CHRISTIAN who I blogged about yesterday as part of the 11th Annual Soaphunks.net Awards.
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Celebrity Cucc

So, I got a literal blast from the past when I went looking for that video of former Duran Duran guitarist WARREN CUCCURULLO strumming his huge, thick schlong that I was obsessed with a couple years ago. Well, the old links that I posted are all broken, but I found the Cockurullo jerkoff vid and the photo of him letting another muscle daddy grip his rock rod (last 3 links nsfw)! I think I am now obsessed again.

Pa Kettle

Hot model CORY BOND has all the right moves as he shows off his, um, kettle bell while stretching out those long, sinewy, lickable legs. Yeah, I need to be lying supine under him while in that pose.

Daddy Of The Day

I've posted pics of this hairy, beastly daddy several times over the years. And I never tire of it! Anyone have any identifying info on him?
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Morning Glory

This puts me in the mood for a hot HAMMED on Dwight.

Bad Boys Club

Fave JEAN FRANKO (left) is "Cruising the Urinals" (nsfw)!
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Soaphunks.net Awards

Oh, fun! Just got an e-mail from Soapy announcing the 11th Annual Soaphunks.net Awards (voting begins December 1), including the award for best hunk! While I think all are hot, I'm torn between nominees SHAWN CHRISTIAN and BRANDON BEEMER. I'm totally hating on Nadia Bjorlin right now. She plays hairy-hunky Christian's girlfriend on "Days Of Our Lives" and is married to beautiful "The Bold and the Beautiful" stud Beemer in real life. Lucky beyotch! (If she hasn't tried to make a sandwich, she must not be too bright.)

By the way, Beemer and Bjorlin were not surprisingly both named part of TV Guide Canada's "30 Sexy and Beautiful Stars."

Manvertising

This new Las Vegas tourism commercial is the one that will be most likely to get me to visit Sin City. Because sin is all I think about when looking at these beefy warriors.

Daddy Of The Day

The hunktastic MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY, and his seemingly ample package, both just turned 40 last week.
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Morning Glory

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I Want A Night With His Iguana

This hottie is actor CARLO(S) MENDEZ (brother to Eva), who recently played a man-servant in a reading of Tennessee Williams' "The Night of the Iguana" along with some of daytime TV's finest. When I saw that photo (top, left) it stopped me in my tracks. And now that I know his role in the play, it makes me wonder if he'd be open to someone else doing the serving. Especially considering his big gun:

Swoon.

Arm Candy

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Hot Find

This is the hottest thing about a set of Robert Pattinson outtakes by BRUCE WEBER that appear in the December Vanity Fair:

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Morning Glory

Shirtless, cut, sexy vamp, Stefan Salvatore (PAUL WESLEY), from one of my new favorite television shows—"The Vampire Diaries."
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Jakey G And The Big Os

While filming "Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time," JAKE GYLLENHAAL conquered his fear of ostriches by being in a cage with them. What I want is for him (while in "Prince" shape) to conquer something of mine that starts with an "o"—orifices! I'm not opposed to that happening in a cage as well.

Keeping It Up For A Kardashian

We must give thanks to Kim Kardashian, no matter how hard that may be for some of you, for posting these pics of her brother ROB KARDASHIAN on Twitter. Goodness, look at that juicy ass of Armenian descent!

And while I think he's cute enough, I definitely like seeing him going more than coming.

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Morning Glory

Star of USA's "White Collar"—sexy, beautiful MATTHEW BOMER—who very well. could be secretly. openly gay.

Dirty? Cheap? Done!

Hunky MICHAEL LOWRY, who I've Lo Definitely desired, rocks out (unfortunately, not with his cock out!) but with his band Done Dirt Cheap, showing off all that scruff and those guns. I'd let him do me dirt cheap, that's for sure. Woof!

Silver Fox Fever

These two silver foxes went all men of the cloth (too much cloth, if you ask me, but I'll forgive it because they were going for the funny) at FANTASY FEST 2009 in Key West. These foxy silver priests were just a tease (sans the dot censoring the prosthetic penis) of the photo coverage I mentioned previously. Forgive me fathers, for I want you two to help me make a sinner sandwich.

FESTivus For The Rest Of Us

This sweet, princely papi and sexy, silver daddy are but a small taste of Dan's coverage of
FANTASY FEST 2009 from his trip to Key West. Lucky beyotch!

Let Me Get That For Hugh

Yeah, I'm hot for HUGH JACKMAN's great, big, manly right hand (above) to smack me around a little, maybe some light chocking, and some finger sucking isn't out of the question. That desire gets kicked up several notches when I see that hand (below) has been down and readjusting his sweaty Australian meat.

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Bad Boys Club

Gawker points us to a story about a study that says JOCKS, with their tanned skin, big pecs flanking bling, hairy arms and pits, and thick middle fingers that flip the bird, act like jocks!

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Umami

I'm taking great pleasure, along with The Homosexual Gourmand, in this superb umami-infused dish! (Yes, I was watching the umami-focused "The Next Iron Chef" last night. Farewell Chef Freitag. Boo.)

Dutch Treat

This morning wood inducing Dutch soldier is totally stolen from KIT(212). Drooltastic!

Morning Glory

Big, beefy ZOLTÁN VÖRÖS, is an "amazing Hungarian bodybuilder," (model, security guard) and gladiator (woof!) that makes me go WOW!

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Man With A Sony

Brazilian WALTER NOGUEIRA.
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Silver Fox Fever

JOE GIRARDI, general manager of World Series champion New York Yankees, is a hot, manly, greying daddy with lips that I could kiss, lick, and suck on all day. I'm sure I'd feel that way about his slugger as well. Oh, and did I mention he's a hero?

And, he likes facials as well!

Daddy Of The Day

Hot, beefy PAUL JOHANSSON who I remember from 1990's "Parker Lewis Can't Lose" is all growed up and, as this photo shows, has become the hairy daddy on "One Tree Hill." Totally the kind of body I enjoy on a daddy: Mature, ruggedly muscular but he's a man who enjoys his meat and potatoes! And, my, I'm sure I'd enjoy his meat and potatoes! Woof.

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